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Writer's pictureCharlotte Jolie

Food Scope

Updated: May 31, 2023

Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!

Aries

Deal with today's problems by thinking deeply about them. This'll give you a course of action so you can proceed smoothly. All that thinking will leave you exhausted. So take a break at lunch and devour a Cobb salad with grilled chicken without even thinking about it.

Taurus

You can help others today with your sage advice and kindly demeanor. You have a way with raising people's spirits, so be the Pied Piper of happiness today. Raise the bar by treating them to happy snacks like fig bars and yummy bits of chocolate.


Gemini

You may have recently gained a reputation for being surly and moody. So do what you can to reverse this negative outlook. Bake cookies and muffins and share them with co-workers. Making other people happy may put a smile back on your face!

Cancer

Keep things as simple as possible today. Piling details on top of details will have you buried in... details! So strip things to the essence today. Order a plain hamburger for lunch and tell them to skip the bun, too. It may seem boring, but that's the way you'll like it today.

Leo

Your day will be mired in the dull minutiae of research. It's important work that needs to be done, so splash out at dinner after work. Go for broke and enjoy pasta primavera in a seafood sauce without analyzing the calorie, fat and sodium contents.

Virgo

Try to criticize others without being mean-spirited today. Commenting on co-workers' work in a friendly way could have them seeing you in a different light. They may even invite you to lunch, but don't expect them to pay for your Chicken Divan and rice pilaf.

Libra

You'll thrive off the energy of a busy day. You'll be a whirling dervish of activity and much will be accomplished. But cool your jets come nighttime. Gnocchi and angel hair pasta with clam sauce at a quiet Italian restaurant will be the perfect capper to a perfect day. Scorpio

You'll feel lonely and alone today, like one of those weird fish living in the ocean's deepest depths. But you can rise to the surface by socializing with friends tonight. Dinner will be fun, but order the chicken cacciatore or beef short ribs, anything but fish.

Sagittarius

Do things today that invoke a sense of nostalgia. Listen to the golden oldies, watch a few episodes of Lucy or read a classic. Close the day by having dinner at a fifties-style diner. The hot, open-face roast beef sandwich will take you right back to the good old days.

Capricorn

You're always willing to lend a hand around the house. And today your skills may be needed in the kitchen. So use your unique flair when you make lunch for everyone. The kids will love your tuna subs, especially after you throw in the perfect amount of dill.

Aquarius

Seek the perfect balance today. You may work out like a demon to keep your body in shape, but your nutrition leaves much to be desired. So eschew fast food and sweet snacks in favor of salads, yogurt and fruit. Only then will you be able to achieve equilibrium.

Pisces

You can achieve an amazing physical transformation through exercise and nutrition. So start a new fitness routine and a diet consisting of lots of protein like chicken breast, tuna and nuts. You'll see the results next month when you're fitting into that sexy bathing suit.


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